martedì, agosto 15, 2006

italian girls, you'd better fuck off


just to be international, just to say thanks to spain and spanish girls that has open my mind and made me change idea about italian girls. is a national problems for guys to meet new girs, if you meet a girl during an annoying queue for disco and try to talk her you can have two different reaction, one tipically italian, the other tipically not italian.
The italian reaction:
Guy: hi...
Girl: hi...
Guy: how's going on? this disco is the coolest disco in the city, so I was sure to meet the coolest girls of the city (smile)
Girl: really? (not smile)
Guy: for sure, however my name is Lu.z Dogg (give her the hand), it's a plesure to meet one of the coolest girl of the city (smiling)
Girl: (not smiling, giving him a lazy gelatinous hand) my name is Monica (the eyes goes around looking for some friend)
Guy: is your first time here isn't it? I've never met you before...
Girl: I use to come here every saturday, and now, I'm sorry I have to go...
Guy: ok, sure, we'll meet dancing (new smile)
Girl: yes, yes (not smile)

Not Italian reaction
Guy: hi...
Girl: hi...
Guy: how's going on? this disco is the coolest disco in the city, so I was sure to meet the coolest girls of the city (smile)
Girl: (smiling) oh, so I'm here, are you surprised?
Guy: No, no! (smiling) I'm not surprised, this is the problem...
Girl: ...the problem? (new smile)
Guy: ok, ok... my name is Lu.z Dogg, it's a pleasure to have a non surprising meeting with a surprising coolest girl of the city
Girl: Oh (smile) my name is Monica, where are you from?
Guy: I'm from Italy, and you?
Girl: Germany (but Spain, Holland, England, France is the same), where in Italy?
Guy: Rome...
Girl: Rome!? Cool! I would like to go there!
Guy: I can guide you!
The people is entering, is the turn of our friends
Guy: are you alone here?
Girl: (smiling) the coolest girl of the city can be alone? I'm with some friends, if you want to join us inside you are welcome
Guy: cool, I'll join you as soon as I find my friend, see you dancing
Girl: for sure!

Now the two dialogs are quite real, where is the difference? Italian girls are non friendly, narrow-buttock, the feel themselves as the best and the most beautiful girls of the world (is not true!!!), other country girls are open minded, friendly, I don't really now if the buttocks are open, but you can surly talk with them without feel yourself as a stupid, failed man...
Italian girls wake up!!!!!!!
Please...

Mr Hood, new route 180° south until the wind change

1 commento:

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